The Unplanned Life

I thought I had my Monday all planned out. I tend to have what I fondly refer to as my "Monday Morning Panic Attacks" anyway so having a day like yesterday sure didn't help.

I had to take the middle son to the doctor to get his eye checked out. The diagnosis was that he either scratched it or it was a bite. It was right near the tear duct. Here is what else I learned while I was there watching the waiting room t.v. and people watching.

Crocs are ugly. Only second to Birkenstocks. I don't care that they are comfortable. Fashion and comfort are NOT synonymous. Stop fighting that fact and accept it. My hubs finally did. When I would ask him "How do I look?" before going out he would answer, "Are you comfortable?" To which I would lambast him, "What the hell does that have to do with anything?? Do I look good??"

CNN announced that mobile phones blur the line between work and home. YA THINK?? Is that why I refer to the hubs Blackberry as his Crackberry??? And, he is an addict.

Hey lady with the way too long hair and bad dye job - Stirrup pants went out of fashion over 20 years ago. Are the seams still holding up after all this time? And the scotch tape that his holding your glasses together right over the bridge of your nose? Yeah, so not noticeable.

And, you people who work at the post office - no wonder people hate you and want to shoot you. Do you really think sorting letters all day and selling postage makes you that much smarter than the rest of the world? If I ask a question (and it was not a stupid question) then you should answer me nicely NOT in a smart ass voice in a volume level for all to hear.

I'm glad Monday is over.