Monday, October 10, 2005

Want to See Something Scary?

Don't do this unless you are ready to see something really scary AND you are over the age of 30.

Look into a mirror while hanging your head upside down. That's it but you'll see what I mean. Your cheeks will come up towards your eyes, all skin folds will move and it is scary ugly. I did this accidently one time while filing in a cabinet and there happened to be a full length mirror right behind it. Scared myself silly.

I am not the only person to have discovered this either. An acquaintance once was talking about this ugly phenomenon and said after she did this she couldn't ever take the top position during sex. She was afraid her husband would see this face while she leaned over him!!

Don't go crazy and swear off sex positions! Just turn the lights off!!


  • You know, if you are old enough, you don't look so hot flat on your back either. It's a lose/lose situation.

    By Anonymous clickmom, at 10/11/2005 6:26 PM  

  • that really works it scared the shit out of me not doing that again

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2/11/2008 3:20 PM  

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