Saturday, October 15, 2005

If I Had a Girl Child

I have not been given the gift of a girl. God thought I was a really good boy mom and blessed me with three top of the line boys. BUT, I f I had a girl there would be some things in today's world that I would not do or let her do....

1. Wear shorts with words on the butt. Come on! You know that word is just to get people to look at the girl's butt.

2. Tattoo's or piercings (other than ears and only one hole each) before the age of 21.

3. Wear ho clothes. Go into Limited Too and look at how they want to dress 6 year olds! I have seen hookers on the street with more on!

4. Watch MTV or really any t.v. for that matter. If I had a girl chances are she would be NORMAL and not look like Pamela Lee or any of those fake sluttos. But my daughter would think that is what she was supposed to look like that and feel that she is less. The "feels like less" line forms behind me---and if anyone is going on Extreme Makeover it would be me. My daughter would have to wait her turn!!


  • If only it were that easy.

    One of the secrets they don't tell you about girls, is that they are just as opionated about what they do and don't want as their mothers. They are women, after all. Just smaller ones.

    By Anonymous Candy, at 10/15/2005 12:08 PM  

  • Well, now I hadn't thought of that. Lord knows I have an opinion or two...and drove my mother crazy!

    By Blogger DebbieDoesLife, at 10/15/2005 12:37 PM  

  • I ditto Candy. Remember, they specifically DON"T want to be like their mothers!


    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10/18/2005 10:36 PM  

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