Hello?? Anyone home??

After much begging and pleading (okay, I might be exaggerating just a tad) I have decided to come out of retirement. I am holding a contest but read on for more on that...

I know I talked about starting a new blog and maybe I did for all you know. Yeah, that's right, that's what I did and it's where I talk about crazy, monkey sex, wild drinking binges and nights filled with Ecstasy, more orgies....okay, well, you get the idea.

I have been busy working and trying to maintain my "Heatherishness" which isn't easy you know. In between the hard work of making phone calls and taking people to lunch, there are the mandatory pedicures, manicures, and shopping for clothes. There is also the tough job of updating my witty conversation in which to stun the customers which entails keeping up with all things topical like, American Idol, Lost, what country Brangelina and Madonna have adopted a child from today and what kind of sweet treat is Katie Holmes Cruise buying the set crew on her new movie. (note to anyone from the set crew reading this: check the candy for notes. I think this is how she is trying to secretly send messages to rescue her from "His Craziness" Tom).

Okay, here's the contest. The first three people to comment will win a mix CD of my favorite songs from my MP3 player. Please send me your email address so I can contact you and mail your CD - if you are the lucky winner!