Weekend Ramblings....

This is my weekly ramble. Just whatever weird shit comes to mind will then be typed onto my blog.

1. I went into Smoothie King today thinking that instead of grabbing some unhealthy fastfood during my lunch break I would do the smart, healthy thing. Holy Shit! Did you know they charge $6.79 to be freakin' healthy in there??

2. The guy ahead of me at the "legal & voluntary hold-up" smoothie place looked like he was half-midget (my apologies now to any midgets reading this, I am not trying to put you down. Really.) and was missing half of his left arm but he had a French accent. He was still sexy just because of that accent in a sick, twisted sort of way.

3. Some teachers really like to hear themselves talk. Come on, they have a captive audience of teenagers and somehow this has lead them to believe they are wise and interesting. Let me assure the ones I have heard so far....you are delusional.

4. Divorce and talk of it seems to be running rampant in my life right now. No, not me personally - just several people I know. Is it our age? Kids are growing up and you look over and think....do I really even LIKE you anymore?

5. Middle-school age kids have no sense of personal space. I have done my fundraiser kick-offs mainly at elementary schools and they come in several hundred at a time and behave like an audience. Unfortunately, in the middle schools I have to set up in their classroom. This gives them the idea that I want to be close to them. They come up and touch my toys. The prizes - not the girls. Today I was at a high school. Totally different story. At one point, I asked a boy if I was interrupting his sleep by passing out cookies for them to sample.

6. Had a job interview yesterday for the same sales job that I wanted back before summer. This time the job I want is available. Sinful amount of money to visit with people and take them to lunch. I was offered the job before our food even arrived. I will be taking it and entering the outside world in a Big Way.