Men...And Their Weirdness
Here are some questions that I have about the opposite sex. Can you tell who's been with all four of her menfolk this holiday weekend???
1. Why do men insist upon backing into a parking space? Is it just to show they can?
2. Why do men pee standing up? Is it just to show they can?
3. Why do men not care if they burp or fart in public? Most act like everyone around them should applaud instead of being appalled.
4. Why do women not feel the need to get down on the ground at a family gathering and wrestle?
5. Why is it men do not care if they have a belly yet they can lose the weight in a heartbeat unlike us X chromosomed people?
6. Why is it my mind ponders, worries, and wanders yet when I ask one of my menfolk what they are thinking it is either "nothing" or "I'm hungry."
These are the questions that keep me up at night. My hubby is sound asleep by the way.
1. Why do men insist upon backing into a parking space? Is it just to show they can?
2. Why do men pee standing up? Is it just to show they can?
3. Why do men not care if they burp or fart in public? Most act like everyone around them should applaud instead of being appalled.
4. Why do women not feel the need to get down on the ground at a family gathering and wrestle?
5. Why is it men do not care if they have a belly yet they can lose the weight in a heartbeat unlike us X chromosomed people?
6. Why is it my mind ponders, worries, and wanders yet when I ask one of my menfolk what they are thinking it is either "nothing" or "I'm hungry."
These are the questions that keep me up at night. My hubby is sound asleep by the way.
posted by DebbieDoesLife at
12:01 AM
3 Comments:
Why does my husband, when I'm trying to take a picture of my sister and her husband, try to steal the spotlight by lifting up his shirt and balancing a coke can on his increasing belly. This is supposed to be funny? Sigh.
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Anonymous, at 11/28/2005 6:51 AM
lol good questions! I think a lot of it is just because they can. Have you ever heard them tell a joke about why a dog scratches itself where men can't?
Answer: Because IT CAN! (see my reasoning?)
It's almost as though men wear farts & burps in public as badges of honor. They're funny creatures, aren't they?
Another weird thing about is they have the ability to not be thinking about anything at all. I've tried that numerous times & can't even come close. With you up so late, pondering men, I'm thinking we're in the same boat.
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jane, at 11/28/2005 5:24 PM
HA! Thanks for the laugh. And, PLEASE, let me know if you find out the answer to those questions! Also, find out the gene responsible for the male non-listening trait and I will give you my life savings. HA!
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Crazy MomCat, at 11/28/2005 7:15 PM
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