The Joy of Dentistry

I've been looking forward to today for a month now. I get to go to my dentist and get a crown put on. Which means they use a drill and basically make your own tooth look like something out of a horror movie (with me as the monster with my nasty teeth) and then they put a little hat (cap) over your tooth. I have dreaded it just cuz I am a big titty baby. I don't even have one of the kids with me today which usually helps me act like a big girl. Don't want to scar my children and make them afraid of the dentist! But today, I am on my own. I wonder how a shot of tequila would taste at 11:00 in the morning?