The Olympics
In case you haven't noticed, the Olympics are going on in China. I admit, I am not a huge fan. I think its great and all that but honestly, I enjoyed watching American Gladiators far more than the Olympics.
Here are a few of my impressions.
1. Bob Costas: Dude, your hair looks like it only has visitation with your head. Is it too dark, is it sitting funny on his ears?? I can't figure it out but somethin' ain't right.
2. All Gymnasts earn a Gold for the "fake" hug. They finish a routine and then proceed to fake hug everyone on their way back to their chair.
3. Michael Phelps: He's a freak of nature. And, I say that with all the respect a non-swimmer can give.
4. Bela Karolyi. I can't understand a word this guy says as a commentator. We need an English intervention.
5. Dana Torres: You ROCK! She is making the 40's seem cool.
Here are a few of my impressions.
1. Bob Costas: Dude, your hair looks like it only has visitation with your head. Is it too dark, is it sitting funny on his ears?? I can't figure it out but somethin' ain't right.
2. All Gymnasts earn a Gold for the "fake" hug. They finish a routine and then proceed to fake hug everyone on their way back to their chair.
3. Michael Phelps: He's a freak of nature. And, I say that with all the respect a non-swimmer can give.
4. Bela Karolyi. I can't understand a word this guy says as a commentator. We need an English intervention.
5. Dana Torres: You ROCK! She is making the 40's seem cool.
posted by DebbieDoesLife at
5:58 AM
8 Comments:
Don't forget the '11' year old Chinese gymnists claiming to be
'16'......come on, do they really think we are that stupid? Apparently, they do.
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Anonymous, at 8/19/2008 10:15 AM
Dana Torres rocks. I'm speechless and proud.
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Anonymous, at 8/19/2008 9:27 PM
I had a Russian ballet teacher as a kid so I can actually understand Bela Karoli. I would be happy to translate. I am also loving Dana Torres. And the Beach Volleyball girls-May and Walsh.
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Annie, The Evil Queen, at 8/19/2008 9:57 PM
How about Usain Bolt? But a little humility would be nice.
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Anonymous, at 8/19/2008 11:38 PM
Phelps IS a freak. Did you know his body ratio is all wrong? He's got the leg span of someone who's only 6 foot... or something like that. Hoop things he's an alien, like from Men In Black.
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Tink, at 8/20/2008 7:42 AM
"Dara" Torres is hot. Don't know about Dana Torres.
Many successful athletes have an unusual frame geared to a particular sport, Lance Armstrong is a famous example, but that is the starting point. The effort and dedication in their training is something most of us can't imagine. I say "bravo" to all of them.
I think Costas dyed his hair darker to look more Chinese.
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Anonymous, at 8/20/2008 10:37 AM
Ha! All of those made me laugh. And I agree with all of them also.
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Renee, at 8/20/2008 12:55 PM
Hahahahaha. Yeah, I love the fakey gymnast hugs, too.
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teahouse, at 8/25/2008 9:44 PM
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