Solidarity

You may not get daily doses of the Enron trial like we do here in Houston. If you don't then you are missing out on the "Most Romantic Couple of the Year."

Yes, I am nominating Ken Lay and his wife, Linda for the title. You see every day when they arrive at Ken's trial, they hold hands for all to see. EVERY SINGLE DAY.

Ken puts on his face that says, "Look how supportive and loving my wife is! She holds my hand all the time!"

Linda's face attempts (but usually fails) to say "Gawd! I wouldn't want to be anywhere else but this trial! Who needs shopping or the mansion in Colorado when I get to sit through a trial, HOLDING MY HUSBAND's HAND all day long???"

Personally, I think they took the attorney's recommendation a bit to far. No one holds hands like that. My hubby and I are as romantic as they come. We hold hands every now and then but not everywhere we go. Look at the other guy in the picture. He must be one of their attorney's and he wants to make sure everyone sees how much they love each other.

I am starting to wonder if the Lay's just got to messing around with the Super Glue or something. Maybe Kenny was working around the house trying to catch up on his list of Honey-Do's and so the hand holding is really a medical condition, not a romantic one.

Note to self: When husband is on trial for milking millions of dollars out of investors show solidarity to press by using more variety: holding hands, linking arms and skipping, wrap arms around waists and do the monkey walk, leap frog, have hubby bring me in piggy-back one day.....