Tuesday, June 05, 2007

The Banana Post

Stop reading now if the word penis or anything similar to that word bothers you. And, don't let the door hit ya on the ass on your way out!

Okay - now that its just you and me - You know what a deep thinker I am. And, sometimes I am discover a conundrum of ginormous preportions.

We all know that men think their penis's are the best thing in the whole wide world, right? We always hear certain phrases extolling their size "hung like a horse", "they call me tripod", or here is one I just heard today, "It was so awesome, I grew 10 inches taller and so did my dick!". Plus, they offer tubesteak like it is filet mignon. Certain by-products are even compared to pearl necklaces. Not to mention, the family jewels.

Well then, if this organ is of such virture why do they then use it as the ultimate insult? Why is someone who has been deemed stupid or a jerk referred to as a dickhead, a whanker, a cocksucker, a weinie, or a prick?? Does this make sense?

I will not rest until this question is answered...


  • there's a thought!

    good one. i'll simmer on that tonight.


    By Anonymous stella, at 6/05/2007 6:04 PM  

  • I have now been back to back inspirations. Watch out Ken Hoffman!!!! It is I the watch loving, 10inch taller, BIG LUV!

    SINCE mine is ten inches longer after going to the shooting range with Navy Seals. “Reason for sudden growth”

    I hate to bring up the great quote “It’s a guy thing you wouldn’t understand” I think this area is best left uncovered.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/05/2007 6:12 PM  

  • Giggle! And, I like the title you chose! This is way better than my Mandy Moore bashing...(grin)

    By Blogger Crazy MomCat, at 6/05/2007 6:25 PM  

  • They call me tripod.

    I am laughing so hard right now I can't even think about answering your burning question.

    They call me tripod. That's CLASSIC.

    By Anonymous mamatulip, at 6/05/2007 7:21 PM  

  • I see nothing unique about the good/bad use of the word "dick." I mean, "f*ck you" should be a happy thought. And "that is good sh*t" should be, at best, a doctor's assessment of a stool sample. "You're such a pussy" is a reference to a body part men worship much more than their dicks.

    I think you just wanted to talk about Big Love's large male staff.

    By Anonymous T*nk, at 6/05/2007 7:38 PM  

  • I think that it's just indicative of how men are obsessed with their penises. Good or bad, they just find every possible way to refer to it.

    By Blogger teahouse, at 6/05/2007 8:14 PM  

  • Ya'll just have penis envy admit it.

    Big Luv

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/05/2007 10:49 PM  

  • Reminds me of a line in a song from Little Shop of Horrors:

    "I've given you sunshine, I've given you rain,
    you've given me nothing but hardache and pain,
    What more can I give you?
    I'm down on my knees,

    Nuff said!

    By Blogger PEACE, at 6/05/2007 10:50 PM  

  • Oh, Big Luv, penis envy is not the case. You men have penis dementia.

    You know God only gave men enough blood to run either a man's brain or his penis. If one is workin' the other ain't.

    By Blogger DebbieDoesLife, at 6/05/2007 10:51 PM  

  • Penis dementia? OH YEAH!! And yes, the blood thing? OMG, sorry Debbie, I'm cracking the hell up.

    And I thought I was weird for talking about radioactive bananas yesterday....

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6/06/2007 5:06 AM  

  • Nothing makes me smile like a penis post.
    My husband told me about these ice cream things they get at work and they're shaped like penises, so they call them 'cockpops'.

    By Blogger Renee, at 6/06/2007 11:11 AM  

  • You women have it easy. All that blood rushing back and forth makes us men dizzy.

    And who is this Ken Hoffman fellow?

    By Anonymous Tank, at 6/06/2007 11:49 AM  

  • I have no idea why they both adore and disdain their own members, but it reminds me of this joke:

    Two men at a urinal.

    First man, proud of the fact his dick hits the water at the bottom of the urinal: "Boy the water is cold."

    Second man: "Yes, and deep too."

    By Anonymous Candy, at 6/07/2007 9:48 AM  

  • Hoop and I have discussed that too. And if all men are after pussy, why does being called one mean you're a wimp?

    By Blogger Tink, at 6/07/2007 4:01 PM  

  • My best guess would be that the insults are also insulting the other man's member and reminding him that it is unlikely that it stands quite as tall as he professes.

    By Blogger sophie, at 6/10/2007 11:22 PM  

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