Even I was Aghast!

Since it was our anniversary and since we have a child old enough to be "in charge," the hubs and I headed to the beach for a romantic weekend. I made reservations at a very nice hotel that had a great pool with a swim up bar. We spent Saturday poolside, sipping on margaritas, in between calling the boys and saying things like, "have you let the dogs outside?", and "well, he wouldn't cry if you wouldn't yell at him," and "wake your brothers up and make them take care of you."

On the advice of the hotel concierge, we decided to visit an upscale nightclub called "21" on Saturday night. Being the old farts that we are, we arrived about 8:15pm and the place was practically empty. It was very nice, tables around the outside of the dance floor but also some interesting upholstered chairs and sofas in the middle of the room and a stage for the band. The place began to fill up quickly and we were happy to have grabbed a couple of the nicer chairs.

A foursome showed up and took the sofa and two chairs in front of us. The two ladies were black and made Venus and Serena Williams look like normal sized people. (I am only giving you skin color so you can truly picture the evening along with me)The two men they were with were white. The ladies had on what looked to be wedding rings. I assumed they were married to the two men, who also sported wedding rings. The two girls sat in the middle and the men on either side.

In the meantime, another group of partiers (all white and who had obviously started quite early and were getting way past drunk!) accosted, I mean, befriended us. Peggy and Angie were the most outgoing in the group and were quite chatty.

Then the band started. One of the amazon girls got up and danced a slow dance with the other girl's "husband" and I was a little startled at how close together they danced and where they placed their hands on each other. If one of my friends danced with my husband like that we would be exchanging some words like "Hey Bitch, get your hands off my man's ass!"

The other group, Peggy and Angie especially, kept asking me and the hubs to dance, so we did. Then Peggy grabbed the remaining black girl and made her come up. Well, the two of them started dancing and really the term "dirty dancing" doesn't EVEN cover what was happening on that dance floor. They caressed each other's lady lumps and bumped each other in their **whisper** privates!!!

The hubs and I were dancing nearby. Okay, I may have reduced my movements down to a slight sway as I went into shock. As we went back to our seat there was another couple who had sat close to us and I couldn't stop myself but said to them, "I am just a mom of three kids who is in a little over her head out there!" They busted out laughing and said the look on my face was hilarious when I was on the dance floor watching the girl on girl contortions.

The two amazon girls then switched male "friends" and proceeded to rub, lay their legs over and caress the opposite guy they each came in with. The hubs informed me that he was pretty sure these were "Rental Girlfriends". You know... workin' girls.